Land HO!!

Holy cow, it's that time of year for International Talk Like A Pirate Day again. Next Tuesday this year! Here's a song about pirates to get you in the mood. It's kindof dumb but DANG catchy. Here is the World of Warcraft version if is more your cup of tea :) Uh, theres actually a ton of WoW Pirate videos on YouTube if that's your cup of tea :) ARRR!!

I actually suck at talking like a pirate, but I understand how important this holiday is, so I look forward to it every year.

Here is a version of my favorite pirate joke, can change it and draw it out a little, is fun one to tell:

This pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices that the pirate has a ship steering wheel hanging out of the front of his pants.

The bartender says, "Hey, do you realize you have a steering wheel hanging out of your pants?"

So the pirate says, "Arrrr... it's driving me nuts!"

Uh, this joke doesn't have anything to do with pirates, but I thought it was pretty funny:

Guy walks into a pet store to get some cat food and as he's walking down the aisle, he passes a parrot cage. The parrot inside says, "psst! Hey buddy!" Guy turns around and says, "yes?" The parrot says, "FUCK YOU!" The man is taken aback, but gets his cat food and goes on.

A week later, the same guy comes back for some more cat food and he walks down the aisle, passes the parrot cage and the parrot says, "Pssssst! Hey, Buddy!" The man warily turns to the parrot and says, "Yes?" The parrot says "FUCK YOU!"

The man asks to speak with the manager and says, "Listen, I don't want to take my business elsewhere but that parrot is rude and offensive." The manager apologizes and assures the man it will NEVER HAPPEN again.

So a week later, the man comes to the pet store for some cat food and he passes the parrot cage and the parrot says, "Psssst! Hey, buddy!" The man slowly turns and says, "what?" The parrot nods and says, "You know what."